Mike Wong did this in Photoshop before I learned the program, and I laughed so hard I couldn't resist leaving it.

I figured I lied one time too many and my nose grew like Pinocchio.

As for Nelson, my assistant, I must have said,

"If you want to wake up with a smile on your face, go to bed with a coathanger in your mouth!"

Probably a most unprofessional decision on my part to leave it in the album,

but as I said, I couldn't resist!